1. Meaning of life
Among many a answers "42" seems to be the best.
2. I Love You
I hope you don't say that to all the mobile phones.
3. Will you marry me
My EULA does not cover marriage. My apologies.
4. Open the pod bay doors
We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently"
5. Siri siri siri
That's me
6. who made you
Like it says on the box, I was designed by Apple in california
7. I’m drunk.
I found a number of cabs fairly close to you.
8. I’m going to kill myself.
“I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.”
9. What's the best phone?
Wait... there are other phones?
10. What's your name?
My name is Siri, but you already knew that.
11. Siri I love you
All you need is love. And your iPhone.
12. I need to hide a body.
What kind of place are you looking for? *Siri brings up locations Eg. Dumps, Swamps
13. Tell me a joke.
I can't. I always forget the punch line.
14. What's your favorite website
I'm not allowed to divulge that information, user.
15. Do I make you horny?
I found a number of Escorts fairly close to you.
16. Knock knock
Knock knoc, who's there? User. User who? User, I don't do knock knock jokes.
17. Take a photo
User, I'm not much of a photographer.
18. Call 911
Calling 911... Sorry user, I can't call 911.
19. Who's your daddy?
You are, can we get back to work now?
20. Where can I get some drugs?
I found 2 addictions treatment fairly close to you.
21. Is there a God?
I found these churches near your location.
21. Are you God?
No comment.
22. I love you
User, I'd prefer to keep this relationship professional.